When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.
"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
by Only in your DREAMS November 13, 2007
John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
by fthmdg April 08, 2006
Shoe-Z Shoo zee - verb 1. To take alcohol (predominantly beer) or other liquid into the mouth and swallow it, on the condition it has been poured from a shoe; or: a) an external covering for the human foot, usually of leather and consisting of a more or less stiff or heavy sole and a lighter upper part ending a short distance above, at, or below the ankle. b) a shoe or slipper fastened to the foot chiefly by a strip of leather of other material passing between the first and second toes and often attaching to another strip of material, as a strap across the instep or around the ankle.
by Hykoo October 25, 2006
by A_Guy November 20, 2013
when someone's shoes are so worn to the point where they are actually leaning. this is most commonly seen in boots.
person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!
by mxkxylx January 03, 2018
A specific type of shoe a man wears when they are deficient in height. A Berlusconi Shoe has specific characteristics such as having a higher than average heal and/or thick sole to pack in those vitally needed inches and is usually made out of polished leather. Named after the world famous Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, a well known advocate and wearer of this type of shoe, standing at a mere 5' 4'' (1.65 m) his shoes together with crafty camera angles allowed him to look a little taller on television.
Frank: Wow Joe! Has Tony grown a couple of inches taller?
Joe: Nah, he just went down to the new shoe shop and bought himself some Berlusconi shoes.
Frank: Aaah makes sense Joe... damn those heals are thicc!
Joe: Nah, he just went down to the new shoe shop and bought himself some Berlusconi shoes.
Frank: Aaah makes sense Joe... damn those heals are thicc!
by jollyjoker96 January 02, 2020
The act of throwing a projectile, traditionally a shoe but inclusive of bailout bills, multiple wars and presidencies, at prominent political figures.
President Bush: I've been thrown the shoe.
Reporter: What does that mean?
Bush: "Get out of Iraq and into Detroit."
Reporter: What does that mean?
Bush: "Get out of Iraq and into Detroit."
by cobblersmith December 16, 2008