Detroit

Where white hipsters go to die.

Hipsters: You know what ? I'm sick and tired of living in LA! I'm going to go help reconstruct Detroit's economy by opening a local coffee shop that only serves organic, fair trade coffee and sell local, local, organic, gluten free pastries! I'm then going to tell all my friends how I'm saving the city!

by herpasaurus rex September 23, 2016

Detroit

Would not recommend very ghetto

Detroit is the most ghetto city every

by Perioddttt May 27, 2020

Detroit

A lawless place where you cannot own anything.

They stole my fucking porch. Can't have shit in Detroit.

by Ranch Me Brotendo May 26, 2022

Detroit

They took the description

You can't have shit in Detroit

by Some random human that exists August 18, 2022

Detroit

It’s just like the jungle full of only monkeys

I got robed in Detroit

by Realsh!!! April 10, 2024

Detroit

The place where you apparently can't have shit in.

It's a city in Michigan notorious for its high crime statistics.

"Detroit looks cool. I hope they don't steal my front porch.d"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 07, 2022

Detroit

The dirty d. The nastiest of d’s. Can’t add on shit.

Please don’t send me to Detroit

by Sploinkyoink February 25, 2025