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Impotant

\im-ˈpo-tənt\ slang spelling/pronunciation of the word "important".
It's impotant to be on time.
by PhranckTheTank January 17, 2009
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impobable

1. A portmanteau of improbable and impossible.

2. When something is so improbable that it might as well be impossible.
Person 1: I could jump across that river.

Person 2: No you couldn't. You would fall in and drown.

Person 1: Nah, I could make it.

Person 2: There is like a .00000001% chance that you could make that jump. That's pretty freakin' impobable dude.

Person 1: But not impossible *tries to jump across river, but promptly falls in*
by brainytheinsaney June 12, 2011
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Impobbible

I Couldnt Cook Me Some Munchie Food Because i was drunk. It Seemed So Impobbible
by Nonners November 15, 2011
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Imposterior

Term used to describe a butt that mesmerizes you with it voluptuousness but ultimately only meets your lowest expectations
Laden with crabs and herpes sores, Crystal had quite the imposterior

Tom had to cut his night short after he found out his acquaintance from the club had an imposterior,
by BlazinVagrant November 14, 2011
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impossibel

Correct spelling of impossible referring to the greatest most unreal sex ever at any time any where any place.
We're indream, surreal lucidity---- and yeah sex impossibel, totally real.
by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn January 16, 2017
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Imposter

by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
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impossibrew

A combined word of 'impossible' and 'brew'. Meaning a beer (but not limited to beer) that both taste and feel like alcohol - without alcohol (the impossible). Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Alcohol-free drinks are often seen as dull and boring, mostly because they fail to replicate the feeling provided by alcohol. Since most believe that the point of drinking is to enjoy its effects, an alcohol-free beer with the sensations of alcohol is widely considered impossible.
(Noun.) Hey, have you heard of impossibrew? It's a beer that tastes and feels like alcohol - without alcohol.

(Adj.) Damn, this is an impossibrew.
by FoodnDrinkDefs March 13, 2021
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