heather

A girl Conan Gray wishes they were

"i wish i were heather"

by yikeys September 25, 2020

Heather

While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.

Wow. Heather is not like most Heathers. How annoying.

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Heather

A middle aged woman who wont share her games

Hey heather, you got some games?
Yeah but they’re mine, go get your own

by Genx6969 October 27, 2019

heatheritis

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.

Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023

heathers

basicly meaning you and your 2 other friends ar bitches

look its the heathers, they've flow above it all
I wish I were a heather, I mean their solid Teflon,never bothered, never harassed, I would give anything to be like them

by .elleiot June 7, 2022

Heather

Heather: Means a hoe someone that is not care for anyone else. Only cares about herself. Will cheat on a guy. Also she will not care if she hurts your feelings. She will lead you on. And play you like she does her other exes.

That girl is a Heather she went thru the whole school.

by Yamicki October 27, 2019

Heather

The saying originated from Conan Gray’s song “Heather”, where he sings about watching the guy he likes be with some girl named Heather, and he says “ I wish I were Heather”. It’s like the DUFF of the friend group but the complete opposite. A Heather is the more pretty one, the more talented, the more smart, basically everyone wants to be Heather.

Bitch 1: bruh Kyla is definitely the Heather of the group
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather

by Indiewhore101 September 25, 2020