A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.
"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"
I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"
I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"
by GentleLad March 5, 2019
Get the Who says heaven is white?mug. A state you might find yourself in if you are struck by Elvis Presley's beauty and sexiness and magnificence
by BigDaddyElvisLover March 5, 2024
Get the Elvis-heavenmug. The act of busting a nut on the ceiling while a whore lays in the bed with mouth open, catching the drops of jizz.
Any boy can nut on a girls face. I prefer to shoot my load on the ceiling while the whore lays on the bed with her mouth open catching the drops off the ceiling. I call it "Tears in Heaven" like the Clapton song.
by Dr. Thunder Pickle M.D. November 15, 2021
Get the Tears in Heavenmug. *Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."
by Isator November 14, 2023
Get the Oh good heavens im about to splurgemug. by I have a gf bozos April 8, 2023
Get the heavens official blessingmug. What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming
*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*
Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!
*Girlfriend cums passionately*
Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!
*Girlfriend cums passionately*
by Bad C dev November 18, 2024
Get the Lord in heaven save my soul!mug. Heaven is a hot girl who underestimates herself, shes nice, awesome, sussy, pretty, everything in all, she's got plenty of friends (anxiety included), draws really good, downside is she's easily manipulated
Person 1: Hey, I wanted to say you're cute and you draw really well!
Heaven: Oh uh thanks! But the drawings not really that good!
Heaven: Oh uh thanks! But the drawings not really that good!
by DreamyBaka May 3, 2022
Get the Heavenmug.