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Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.
“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night
by Ella13 July 20, 2021
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Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.
I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster
by Nurrit May 11, 2021
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thirsty hamster

When a man lays on the roof of a car with the moon roof / sunroof open and the passenger begins to act Iike a thirsty hamster to his exposed member.
“Wanna do the thirsty hamster?”

“Hell yea, I’ll open the moon roof.”
by DMW2088 February 23, 2024
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thirsty hamster

When a girl sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof, the sunroof is opened, and a guy lays on the roof across the opening with his dick hanging down. Then, she sucks it like a thirsty hamster.
Lisa and I got arrested for doing the thirsty hamster in a parking lot
by Totallynormalguy69420 February 23, 2024
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Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny
I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole
by . February 11, 2022
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Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).
I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.
by StatDoc May 14, 2025
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hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.
"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"
by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021
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