“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the mysteries make my head hurtmug. by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020
Get the Health Hurtsmug. Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)
by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023
Get the happy hurtmug. by devin dipascal November 27, 2018
Get the hurtedmug. The thing that happens after your friends take turns punching your stomach cause they think you have abs
by "my real name" February 28, 2019
Get the Hurtmug. The state of feeling distantly annoyed and angry, bothered, insulted, possibly hurt, and chapped towards someone for something they implied, possibly rude, mean and/or insulting. Sometimes the person who made you feel this way may not even know it. It is typical that when feeling this way, you will feel distantly hurt by that person, you won't talk to that person, you'll ignore them for a certain amount of time, you'll avoid that person possibly and you'll crawl into a shell distant from them. Feeling butt hurt basically means you have let that person get the best of you and you just ain't got snot to say to them. Every situation is different but overall is the same result, you got your ass butt hurt ..
by exploding air plane 6969 September 8, 2017
Get the Butt-hurtmug. Situation 1
A: It hurts
B: You want to stop, babe?
A: No, keep going. I like it.
Situation 2
A: You're such a slut. Fucking pussy.
B: Uhhh it hurts.(smirks)
A: Why are you smiling?
A: It's my kink.
A: It hurts
B: You want to stop, babe?
A: No, keep going. I like it.
Situation 2
A: You're such a slut. Fucking pussy.
B: Uhhh it hurts.(smirks)
A: Why are you smiling?
A: It's my kink.
by Bokuto's ring finger December 22, 2020
Get the Hurtmug.