The Lonely Hobo

The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.

Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY

by A lonely guy July 2, 2011

Hobo Shower

also known as a "public fountain" to civilized people. Stupid hobos undress and bathe in them in the dead of night (although by the looks of it, most hobos never shower at all).

Little child: Mommy can i throw a penny into the fountain??

Mother: Ok honey, just watch out for that naked hobo standing in the middle, he thinks this is a damn hobo shower.

by HoboStalker July 3, 2007

Hobo Fag

Someone thats looks like a homeless bum do to the lack in personal hygeine

-Danny you look like a fuckin hobo
-Get a haircut u damn hobo

by Sven_dawg September 23, 2004

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

hairy hobo

noun+adjective.
a hairy hobo is a homeless person who cant afford a cheap and nasty little shaver and is covered in hair. remember never go near a hairy hobo you will die of the smell it smells like 2 year old pieace of dog crap.

kick that gay hairy hobo until he nearly dies then throw him out of a helicopter (if you want to touch something so bad)

by tomlang April 12, 2007

Dead Hobo

The act on upon seeing a dead or seeing two dead homeless or otherwise unemployed citizens on the overpass while on a school trip to Wachington D.C.

When I saw a dead hobo on the overpass in Wachington D.C. Very shocking. My friends still dont believe me.

by Leanne Pratt November 28, 2003

hobo sack

A bag carryed around by bums and hobos (mostly hobos) they are usually full of random junk that the hobos say are "priceless" or "used by (insert famous persons name here)" the hobo sacks are usually plastic bags

Also it can just be a backpack filled with random junk that is not needed. Dose not have to be carried by a hobo. It can be a broken up backpack carried by a middle class person

1. That hobo/bum tryed to sell me some junk from his hobo sack

2. Why did you bring that hobo sack! We are just going camping!!!

3. That is to discusting to be a backpack....oh! DUH its a hobo sack!

by LAN_Wee July 20, 2008