Heather stole a book I lend to her while she was living in the isle of Cyprus in the nineties : I never saw her again , neither her nor the book , that's Heather ..
but she was a true Heather
by isle Heather October 28, 2017
Get the heathermug. Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
Get the Heathermug. condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.
by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023
Get the heatheritismug. by Genx6969 October 27, 2019
Get the Heathermug. Heather is a term that comes from a song by conan gray . A heather is someone or something you aspire to be . For example , you like a boy and the boy likes a girl , you can call the girl a heather cause you wish you were her . You can also call people who you want to look like a heather cause she /he is very beautiful
by avanixoxochardison August 26, 2020
Get the Heathermug. 
While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.
by anonymous November 25, 2023
Get the Heathermug.