Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

by Zant June 17, 2008

ham and motherfuckers

The true name for lima beans and ham found in c-rations. The ham was good, the lima beans were the motherfuckers.

Man, all that's left is the ham and motherfuckers. Couldn't even get the ham patties this time.

by Crustyrusty81 July 24, 2020

dumb ham

to nut the fuck up, or snap on somebody with lack of conscience thinking beforehand

this chick went dumb ham on that bitch the other day when she said she her man was fucking her now!

by megaz0 October 22, 2010

SPLAK these hams

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks

Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"

Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"

by Sammy that girl September 7, 2006

Baked Ham

Having approved sex while under the influence of marijuana; a nickname for one, who has sex often while being high

She was baked ham after just having sex and smoking.

by xxxigotnothing December 2, 2014

Ham in the Trunk

Back door entry, doggie style

Steven: My fanny is sore 'cause of the ham in my trunk last night
William is sure uptight... Well yea its been a while since hes had a ham in the trunk!!

by Joepasaurus April 2, 2008

Sweatin' Hams

To sweat, sweating constantly, sweating a lot.

Erik: It's kinda hot in here.

Nathan: Yeah, I'm sweatin' hams.

by eHebb January 27, 2008