Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

groombridge

verb - when a skank marries into money

Lucky Lucy done groombridged her a Mercedes.

by Skip Treason May 16, 2008

Groove Tube

a bong, the grooviest of groovy mechanisms.

pass me the groove tube dude

by Eyezig October 17, 2008

groomzling

When one thought leads to another which leads to another, eventually resulting in an outburst of laughter that is unrelated to anything going on outside the person's head.

J suddenly laughs out loud.
J's friends ask him why he is laughing.
J says, "Oh, it was just a groomzling."

by LeBleu April 4, 2009

Grooberto

The act of simultaniously pooping on someones lawn and sawing they're dog in half.

yeah man, i totally saw you grooberto mr jenkins last wednesday!

i know, i did it in the daytime!

by HolyCrap90 September 2, 2010

Groom grabber

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.

Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.

by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010