gooch wars

An alternative to the Halo Live gameplay "Gulch Wars".

We were playing gooch wars last night with Keon!

by xKiLL4 October 16, 2007

Gooch Roll

A highly anticipated and inordinately complicted Friday morning ritual where dice are rolled to see who has to buy breakfast.

Rob lost the gooch roll again by self-monkeying

by Gooch Rider August 13, 2010

Goochle

When a male puts his hand on the center of his girlfriend's buttocks and shakes his hand in a circular motion in order to shake her booty.

Male: "Goochle, goochle, goochle..."
Female: "Stop it; I'm trying to do the dishes."

by youknowwhoiambaby July 19, 2011

Closet Gooch

The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.

Kenny gave Bruce a closet gooch at melissa's party the other day.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

The Gooch

38 Spring Street

Keene, NH

home of the gooch stoopers

"Awesome Party at the Gooch last night"

by goochmasterflex123456 October 9, 2009

gooch

Any employee of Whole Foods Market, coined after their pay stub heading "Mrs Gooch Natural Foods Mkt Inc." Also a fitting title for any employee of any company who's told he's fortunate to have such a great job at such a great company by management or handlers within any such two faced, new age, politically correct corporation.

Yo what up, gooch!? Still slinging bullshit at the Food Hole?

Look at those fucking gooches going to the master's house to lick gooch and smile.

by bindle_Stiff September 18, 2014

gooch

Gooch, Graham: retired English crickter. Played for Essex CCC (1973-2000) and England (1975-1995), both of which he captained. Prolific run scorer.
Test batting average: 42.58
First-class batting average: 49.01

Q: Mate, who's the best English batsman of the past twenty years?
A: It's gotta be Gooch

by Mr P Bateman September 13, 2005