gooch smooch

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

by Gyron September 22, 2011

Smudging Gooch

The act of wiping the chode hairs free of sweat from a hard night of anal sex.

Man last night Alex was smudging gooch with his tounge, i later foung out he had herpes.

by 69dude69 September 29, 2007

Master Gooch

A man skilled in the ways of the Gooch, Can turn you into a Gooch Assassin. Look out for the Master Gooch, you will find him covered in sweat and thick hairs, may have a bacon strip running down his front.
gooch assassin

Douchebag1:'Ima become a Gooch Assassin'
Douchebag2:'Awesome, you now how to become one?'
Douchebag1:'Yeah, just need to find the Master Gooch!'

by MikeyDouche October 10, 2007

Gooch McPikey

The best "enter name here" substitute ever used. Suprisingly, no man looks like a fool when their name is Gooch McPikey.

PLAYER 1: Gooch McPikey
PLAYER 2: No match for the above
PLAYER 3: Failed attempt at a better name
PLAYER 4: Birth name (realisation that all efforts are futile)

by Devious O October 29, 2009

Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 30, 2020

Gooch fuck

Someone who fucks the gooch.

Man your such a gooch fuck!
What a gooch fucker!

by Fishman October 21, 2004

Gooch Smooch

The act of two males scissoring one another.

Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.

by Yorreli April 02, 2017