Goober

A small person that is known for crawling around on walls and ceilings.

Jay: WHAT IS JASPER DOING ON THE CEILING??

Luci: Man Jasper, you're such a funny goober!

by TheArcIsBuilt January 6, 2023

goober

a peanut

will, you are such a goober!

by kevely and sam March 8, 2003

Goober

A person who is a combination of a Loser, idiot, clutz, bigot, naive, arrogant, oblivious and generally lacking insight to the world, very opinionated but is never perceived as a smart or charismatic.

This person will often find him/her self in awkward situations, often without realising it. Someone who will say inappropriate things at the wrong time and thinks its all cool.

A: "Did you hear nathan talking about how great his new headphones were to the grooms mother"?
B: "Yeah what a goober"

A: "That dude is walking around the beach chatting up every chick with his ridiculous hat"
B:"Yeah what a goober"

A:"I spent my day driving around in my new car to see who would look twice"
B:"Dude its a 1993 Mazda 121 you fucking goober"

by chabibii October 8, 2013

Goober

Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.

"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."

by rainydaynaps September 26, 2012

Goobers

When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.

"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"

by Dickforbrewery September 19, 2009

goobar

a random word I pulled out of my ass

you are all my puppets! dance dance DANCE! I am the drunken avenger of the night stalking women mugging people killing sluts and stabbing small animals.

by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004

goober

1. Someone who is generally silly and does not take anything seriously.
2. See also goober pea

I used to be a such a goober during high school, but now I've wisened up.

by JKLee July 18, 2008