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Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin is someone that you don't like. It could be used instead of saying the following: Bitch, Whore, Jerk, Dick, Dickhead, asshole, douche, douche bag, etc.
Person: I stole your boyfriend.
You: You fucking ass goblin!
by bonehead wigglebutt October 4, 2010
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GoBlox

A kind, loveable, caring, and trusting person.If you have a GoBlox as a friend you should never lose them. If GoBlox is close to you It means that he loves you
Never lose GoBlox!
by Mohammed AbdelGani August 30, 2019
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Rusty Goblet of Fire

A Rusty Goblet of Fire is when your having anal sex with a girl/guy and right when your about to cum you stick it in their mouth then grab their hair and yank their head back causing them to gargle the cum in mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) and be having butt sex in order for this to be considered the Rusty Goblet of Fire.
Gee wiz Ron, I think I got tetanus from that Rusty Goblet of Fire you gave me last night.
by Harry Ilikeitinthebut July 9, 2010
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womb goblin

a baby. the worst STD imaginable. 18 years of pain.
you think that womb goblin will be gone in 9 months? no. that's for life.
by greek.fire June 22, 2011
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meme goblin

An individual who emphatically enjoys creating, citing, and discovering memes that can be equated to a goblin's infatuation with gold.
My boy is always on Reddit scrolling through memes. He's such a meme goblin.
by Brovamber April 26, 2017
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Chaos Goblin Line Cook

The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.
Pete Davidson is a total chaos goblin line cook.
by nobody likes pickles, dude November 20, 2021
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crotch goblin

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.
Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.
by Ener January 20, 2007
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