boy: 'hannah you are so beautiful, i'll do anything for you'
girl: 'fuck me fred, you're such a ginger simp, get some suncream on that sunburn!'
girl: 'fuck me fred, you're such a ginger simp, get some suncream on that sunburn!'
by samlovesagingeminge May 28, 2020
Get the ginger simpmug. Ginger Meadows was a Jewish B-movie actress of the 1950s and the original Ginger Bombshell. Known initially for her curvaceous beauty, the “Boobs from Bangor" was an actress of limited range that had “casting couch" affairs to land prominent roles. She is best known for her battles with cake addiction.
At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.
In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.
Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.
In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.
In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.
In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.
Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.
In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.
In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
Susie gave Stuart sixty minutes to do whatever he wanted with her. Without a thought Stuart requested an hour with her raunchy alter ego, Ginger Meadows. She reached for her pink leotard and safety glasses.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 27, 2023
Get the Ginger Meadowsmug. Typically a ginger of the he/they spectrum, Very on edge and uneasy. This is mainly due to homosexual tendencies, Loves to have colorado campfires with his BFF. Is into porn Typically dick on dick and also has a thick fetish for trannies, Smaller the better. If you have gay midget tranny porn then he's your man. Doesn't like to work many hours, Probably mooches off a family member (sister) and likes murdering ground hogs and other fur bearing animals with explosives. ( think caddyshack)
Guy 1: Don't be a ginger baker, Hes a homo whose nuts.
Guy 2: Yeah he likes to peg his sister with a black dildo.
Guy 2: Yeah he likes to peg his sister with a black dildo.
by BrumDumb419 May 31, 2023
Get the Ginger Bakermug. 1.
Paul:" Look at that guy his hairs proper red.”
Derek: “Ikr he’s a spicy ginger
Dave: “ I walked past this ginger person and I could feel heat coming from his hair. ”
Ben: “ He must have been a spicy ginger
Paul:" Look at that guy his hairs proper red.”
Derek: “Ikr he’s a spicy ginger
Dave: “ I walked past this ginger person and I could feel heat coming from his hair. ”
Ben: “ He must have been a spicy ginger
by EJM19 August 31, 2018
Get the Spicy Gingermug. by D? C.I.? October 7, 2008
Get the Top Gingermug. An individual who only "Plows" red-heads.
Guy 1:Dude that redhead at the bar is a total grenade.
Guy2: That doesnt matter Tom will totally plow that.
Guy 1: Yuck bro no way.
Guy 2: Oh yeah He is a total ginger farmer
Guy2: That doesnt matter Tom will totally plow that.
Guy 1: Yuck bro no way.
Guy 2: Oh yeah He is a total ginger farmer
by NomNomD October 8, 2011
Get the Ginger Farmermug. by Sluttygrogan November 7, 2014
Get the rusty gingermug.