getting tpained

when you are cool and get druuuuunk alll the time.

dude i was totally getting tpained last night

by $laire October 1, 2010

Getting racked

A term in skateboarding where you hit your balls on your board, a rail, etc.

Dude I hate getting racked. I totally got racked three hours ago at the skate park. My balls are still sore.

by Sir Shit Toes August 1, 2012

getting a bead on

To move very quickly, speeding, being in a hurry.

Blimey did you see her go, she was really getting a bead on!

by Selz1977 March 12, 2008

Getting a Megson

To employ someone to do a job who clearly isnt up to it.
To be Megged - to fail.
To win nothing.
Meg-Son

hey lads - guess what - we are looking to employ someone on the cheap who is a failure - I think we are 'getting a Megson'!

by Samuel Alladyce November 18, 2007

Getting Trumped

When a person endures a brutal onslaught of anal sex only to wonder if their bruised and battered anus will ever return to its prior splendor (basically how America feels).

After Getting Trumped so hard at the Republican National Convention, he could barely walk for weeks.

by Justcallmejulio12 January 24, 2017

is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?

phrase: someone who is being an absolute silly cunt

homelander: is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?
the ginger twat: yes my idiot brain is getting fucked by stupid.

by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022

Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.

"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"

by John William Matson July 16, 2008