by MDK1234 October 14, 2015
Get the Gentlemans vacatio mug.A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
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Get the Gentleman’s Blumpkin mug.Mixed drink. A splendid mixture of bourbon (gentlemanly), apple pie moonshine (pie), ice and a splash of water.
by elaak December 29, 2013
Get the gentleman's pie mug.1 Gentleman will be extinct soon, so there is now a league of the few that are left.
2) Those guys were not gentlemen, they were some rough men, annihilating anything with a pulse if it made a peep.
3) Your mother would not sit on my face last night because she only sat on the faces of roughmen, never gentlemen.
2) Those guys were not gentlemen, they were some rough men, annihilating anything with a pulse if it made a peep.
3) Your mother would not sit on my face last night because she only sat on the faces of roughmen, never gentlemen.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Gentleman mug.A mentally masochistic and excessively ego-driven manlet boy (a male shorter than 5ft10), who is extremely prone to magical thinking and manlet rage. The term was coined by Elliot "The Supreme Gentleman" Rodger (aptly named The Virgin Killer by the media) during his unsurprisingly unsuccessful period of residence in Isla Vista, California while senselessly attending Santa Barbara City College and first published in mortifying videos with hilarious titles such as: "Why do girls hate me so much", "Life is so unfair because girls don't want me", "My reaction to seeing a young couple at the beach, Envy" on his now defunct YouTube channel and in his manlet manifesto "My Twisted World". In a highly amusing manifestation of manlet mathematics and guy height, Elliot "Tall Tales" Rodger liked to claim that he was 5ft10, his shamefully stunted truthful height being around 5ft6. Evidently afflicted with a Napoleon complex deluxe, unquestionably suffering from Napoleon complex psychosis and after having been bullied throughout all of his lowly life for being a Little Napoleon, rejected by every women in southern California, wasting thousands of dollars on lottery tickets (like the money-hungry dwarf that he was) and fracturing his delicate, little ankle in a fruitless fight against a group of laughing manmores, it was only a matter of time before the queen of manletism finally snapped and embarked on his abominable "Day of Retribution". Short people got no reason.
Natalie: Why is that garden gnome over there wearing Gucci sunglasses and a Hugo Boss shirt? Erin: Supreme gentleman manlet detected. Let's throw our high heels at him and see if he goes Bagel Boss Manlet on us! Natalie: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 18, 2024
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