Guidette

An Italian/American woman.

Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.

Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"

In other words, any girl from jerzy.

Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.

by Vinnie August 26, 2003

jamaican tour-guide

While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke

Dude I gave my girl a jamaican tour-guide last night and got high as hell!!

by Billy Joel 911 March 26, 2008

Guido Central

Where you can find a large group of Hot Italian Guys who fit the "Guido" stereotype. Where you can find a large group of any Italian men all in one place. Ex. Little Italy, Staten Island...

Cute boys...Let's follow them to Guido Central!

by Italian Guidette October 30, 2006

Guido

A Man's name in Italiano. Means like Gill in english. Also means "I drive" which might explain why foreigners tend to term all Italiano men as Guido. Perhaps because most Italiano men are Mario Andretti race car wanabes.

When driving between Rome and Naples, one will encounter the indigenous Guido in large numbers. They are reckless and dangerous, but when they are not driving they are pretty cool.

by Roberto Franceschielo October 13, 2005

guido

a handsome italian male who gets insulted alot by jealous american dickheads.

Yo look at dat guido!

(thinks to himself: I wish i could be like him)

by the true italian September 14, 2005

Guadalajaran Cheesecake

method involving a japanese/black/german/american indian/black guys dad and a redneck with a powermullet / scullet

guy 1: yo remember guadalajaran cheesecakes
guy 2: yea i get those from Uchimoto's dad

by SCULLET February 5, 2005

Argentine Guido

They are an ethnic group of half breeds (Italian/Argentine) from the middle of Indonesia/Sicily and they migrated to Patagonia in Argentina. They set up tents called "All'hupwa", Which is spelled in English how it sounds. Moving as tribes, many Argentine Guidos have their own customs and traditions. One of the most famous rituals is the "Gárgara de Pelotas". It entails the beating of a cowhide while purging the soul by swimming in goat blood and eating dog scrotum. Currently the Argentine Govornment is trying to crack down hard on this ritual because many castrated dogs survive and live unhappy lives and animal rights organizations, such as PETA or the ASPCA, are opposing the natives and their customs.

"Yo look at dos crazy mofos! Dey must b Argentine Guidos or some sh@tt like that."
"Sorry we don't allow Argentine Guidos into this building"
"Please stop castrating my dog. You are like an Argentine Guido or something!!"

by TechnoPsycho October 5, 2009