gorilla rash

1. Something bothering you like an unwiped ass hole.
2. A large rash above the pussy, caused by excessive bumping and grinding.

That's chafing me like a gorilla rash!

by Jack Kroger January 16, 2004

gorilla mack

Macking to a female (or male) using strong arm tactics. Almost threatening. Or macking in a way that is very aggresive.

"Yo, ol girl wasn't tryin to give me the number so I put down the gorilla mack and she broke that off real quick!"

by Y.R. January 3, 2008

hairy gorilla

Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.

Other versions of the hairy gorilla:

I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!

I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!

by Hairy Gorilla August 28, 2006

gorilla fingers

Human fecal matter. Generally sitting at the bottom of the toilet.

See Lincoln logs.

Aw man, someone left some gorilla fingers in the toilet.

by Andre January 15, 2004

angery gorilla

During intercourse, you punch a girl, cum on her face and throw your/her pubic hair on it.

Man i totally poopmaced that girl by givin' her the old angery gorilla.

by phillip mcguigan September 26, 2006

gorilla juice

steriods (bodybuilding, probably because Steriods cause you to become heavy and brawny like a gorilla)

If you do not let up on that gorilla juice, you will end up with manjugs.

by Light Joker December 13, 2004

Gorilla-Gorilla

It starts with the premeditated act of shaving one's pubic area and placing the clippings in a plastic bag. Once accomplished, perform intercourse and ejaculate onto the hot babe's face. Next retrieve the afore mentioned bag of pubic hair clippings and throw them on the hot babe's sticky, spermed face. Sit back, point, and loudly proclaim: GORILLA-GORILLA!

My grandma tells the best gorilla-gorilla stories.

by Dr. Herbert H. Herberger December 30, 2007