chico globos

A little boy who holds balloons and crawls in vents also likes to hang around the girls bathroom

"I'm gonna pull a chico globos"
"Chico globos for life"

by Chicoglobos4life July 22, 2024

On Glock

Can also be said as "on my glock" or "I put that on my glock," referring to a Glock pistol. It is basically another way of saying "on god" or "on my mother."

Guy 1: That foo' didn't see us comin'!
Guy 2: And that's on Glock!

by sweatyanddisgusting January 5, 2024

glocky glock

THE BEST HEAD YOU CAN GET. IT WILL FEEL LIKE YOUR ASCENDING TO THE NEXT UNIVERSE.

-BRO ONE-, YO BRO THAT HOT CHICK GAVE ME THE BEST GLOCKY GLOCK EVER.

-BRO TWO- NO WAY.

by The magical cheese wizard January 6, 2024

bisexual glock

"I've got a bisexual glock" meaning the owner of the gun will shoot both men and women. Their gun goes both ways ... so to speak.

New Jersey rapper BBG Steppaa has a record named "Bisexual Glock"

"My glock is bisexual, it goes both ways."

Bisexual Glock: This means that the gun does not discriminate where it's bullets land based off of gender.

by Sleezy Smokealot May 15, 2024

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

The Glocal

Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet, video-calling a foreign client, mid-explosive diarrhea, finish happens in the sink, and you accidentally wave to the Zoom room before realizing the camera’s still on.

“He tried the Glocal… now he’s single, blocked on Teams, and the janitor quit.”

by Nel Sanders July 31, 2025