Alpha Fucktard

Who who is the most mentally backwards of his fellows and mates with farm animals.
Here we see the alpha fucktard leading his fellow fucktards in an effort to molest a hapless sheep.
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Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....
1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009
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incompetent fucktard

one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.
I'm done dating incompetent fucktards...they can pretty much all go to hell.
by foolinlove March 05, 2007
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coot fucktard

A person that smells like oatmeal and can't afford tampons
The boy said hey look mommy a coot fucktard
by Naler May 31, 2005
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FUCKING FUCKTARD

LEO-because he's a lil fucker and he's dumb as fuck :)
by PIGMONKEE November 14, 2004
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faculty fucktard

That professor is so a faculty fucktard.
by midnight1 March 27, 2010
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fucktard fest

Taylor: Lets go hangout with my buddies
Brandon: Hell no. Not to that fucktard fest
by assturkey August 23, 2010
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