Alpha Fucktard

Who who is the most mentally backwards of his fellows and mates with farm animals.

Here we see the alpha fucktard leading his fellow fucktards in an effort to molest a hapless sheep.

by You really don't wanna know about me June 30, 2003

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Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....

1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.

by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

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incompetent fucktard

one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.

I'm done dating incompetent fucktards...they can pretty much all go to hell.

by foolinlove December 14, 2008

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