Alpha Fucktard

Who who is the most mentally backwards of his fellows and mates with farm animals.

Here we see the alpha fucktard leading his fellow fucktards in an effort to molest a hapless sheep.

by You really don't wanna know about me June 30, 2003

Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....

1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.

by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

incompetent fucktard

one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.

I'm done dating incompetent fucktards...they can pretty much all go to hell.

by foolinlove March 05, 2007

coot fucktard

A person that smells like oatmeal and can't afford tampons

The boy said hey look mommy a coot fucktard

by Naler May 31, 2005

FUCKING FUCKTARD

LEO-because he's a lil fucker and he's dumb as fuck :)

Wtf, he is such a fucking fucktard.

by PIGMONKEE November 14, 2004

Fucktard

Fuck=sexual intercourse.

Retard=person with very low IQ who is often clueless about many things

Fucktard= Person who is a clueless retard at sexual intercourse, performing terribly.

"I thought that guy would be a great lay, but he was such a fucktard! He blew his load in ten seconds, and vomited all over me afterwards!"

by Gumby Wrestler November 12, 2007

faculty fucktard

a fucked up professor of a university faculty

That professor is so a faculty fucktard.

by midnight1 March 27, 2010