by smdfatbitch January 27, 2021
Get the Fuck boymug. So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.
The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*
"Who's the Fuck Boy?"
"Who's the Fuck Boy?"
by anonymous February 16, 2021
Get the Fuck Boymug. A manipulative asshole. If your name is Landon then you more likely than not are one. Probably use people to get whatever you want.
by ExtraFriESPLEASE May 28, 2017
Get the Fuck Boymug. A "fuck boi" is a douch bag usually anywhere from 12 to 22
12 to 15 year old fuck bois- They wear sports attire and talking about having sex with girls even thought they haven't. And they've had multiple 'girlfriends'
If you ever date one throw his ass in the garbage like the condom your hiding from your mother.
12 to 15 year old fuck bois- They wear sports attire and talking about having sex with girls even thought they haven't. And they've had multiple 'girlfriends'
If you ever date one throw his ass in the garbage like the condom your hiding from your mother.
Fuck boi: man, I fucking live you bb.
Girl- really?! I love you too.
-has sex and boy never talks to gorl again-
Girl- really?! I love you too.
-has sex and boy never talks to gorl again-
by JoJo.doesnt.care.about.you. December 21, 2018
Get the Fuck Boimug. by unknownGG5000 February 16, 2024
Get the Fuck Boymug. A.K.A being a Hirbod (verb) - To be a Hirbod/Fuck Boy - the act of being a pagan can be a similar description - the state of being a cunt to a fellow friend or acquaintance by degrading them in a sarcastic tone or manner - or by making fun of them - an act of bullying
"Oi allow it man, stop being a Hirbod, that's bare deep"
"Why you gonna be a fuck boy for?" " WHAT?! don't call me a Hirbod, that's bare deep"
"Why you gonna be a fuck boy for?" " WHAT?! don't call me a Hirbod, that's bare deep"
by Nerokidz March 28, 2016
Get the Fuck Boymug. by 405 nigga October 15, 2023
Get the fuck boi princessmug.