Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.

I sawed this boat In half! Flex tape is keto

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Flex

Man who has been through a lot, but has managed to stay strong through it all. (Flex)

Aye, dat nigga Flex gotta strong cock, man.

by Dat fat dick ass nigga July 16, 2017

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Flex

the word flex usually means to bend a joint, but in this case, to flex something means to steal something that is not yours, so its a verb.
my friend created this word so i added it because i thought it would catch on.
flex, present tense
flexed. past tense

"Alex, that dude just flexed your phone"

by diamondman200 May 6, 2018

Dick flex

When you flex your dick inside your partners throat

Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex

by Harryharold August 30, 2019