Sex fighting

When a man has to fight a woman and win before they have sex because it turns her on.

John and Kathy are sex fighting.

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

bass fishing

A classic sega game, where the chart mutton boys try to catch some fish before farmer Eric finds them in his fields. " is that a goalpost". As well as great game play it also has some of the best catchphrases ever heard such as

"average size good job" and republic credits no good here sucka"

by Uno Mace Wando my turbo son May 22, 2003

Dick Fisting

Dick fisting is when you shove your whole fist into someone dick hole.

When you pee afterwards it's like emptying a bucket of water on the ground.

Smash: Did you see that new website about dick fisting?
Cambio: Hell yeah me and Sipo do that shit all the time

by E-Serious February 11, 2009

Mongolian Fishing

when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!

person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?

person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!

by captainsexy715 December 23, 2008

sword fighting

Verb: The act of crossing urine streams with another man (or an unusually accurate woman), while both people are using the same toilet.

"C'mon man, you're using the only pisser around. Let me in!" "Okay, but no sword fighting. You always miss."

by Inigo_Montoya October 1, 2009

Jesus fishing

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.

Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.

by Seb13 February 26, 2009

Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.

I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.

by wild-card March 19, 2010