Filthy Footlong

A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.

Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"

by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022

filthy twister

When teenagers engage in intercourse and the room in which the sexing has taken place has fluids everywhere, holes ripped in the sheets, broken bed frames, etc.

Charlie: Damn Cassandra gave me such filthy twister last night.
Bobert: Holy shit man! This black light shows hand prints on the ceiling!

by whoremones July 19, 2014

Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024

filthy'9er

When you and your partner get into a 69 postion, but you pull your head over each others private areas and place your lips to each others ass and either partner can then burb and or fart back and forth into each other ass and mouth. hince the filthy'9er

Ron: "Why does your breath smell like ass?"
Greg: "Probably because I did the filthy'9er all night."

by miner 69er July 30, 2015

dirty ass filthy pig

one who is not only dirty but who is extremely dirty

my former boss treats employees and customers extremely badly he is a dirty ass filthy pig

by bluebear August 16, 2025

filthy bohemian

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, however you replace the moustache with a tiny hipster beard.

Met this gal at the club last night. A little mellow jazz and some PBR and she was ready for the filthy bohemian.

by richard gurgler January 13, 2018

filthy triangle

A three-way 69

"Dude!! I got into a filthy triangle with my girlfriend and her friend last night!"

by wrekwastaken May 24, 2018