flabberjabbin

Sneaking around and being unfaithful to your spouse. Primarily used in the south.

Man, you know you been out there flabberjabbin, you know that stuff ain't right. She gone find out!

by Poliosis6 November 24, 2025

flabbergastlighting

This combination of flabbergast and gas lighting implies an attempted deception so ambitious to be breathtaking.

The politician's claim was so ridiculous I called it flabbergastlighting.

by OzzieRob November 26, 2025

Flabber Jabber

When you've been so exasperated you don't even know what to say about someone anymore, so you pull out the most immature and stupid thing you can in the moment. Mainly used in moments like if someone just stuck the landing from the roof of a three story building to the ground without breaking a bone, or if they're just so good at something you literally can't criticize them for it at all.

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! *mumbles* Flabber jabber... Christ..."

by YoyleKing November 26, 2025

Flabberghastly

Something so ghastly it leaves you flabbergasted..
That moment where the sheer awfulness short-circuits your brain..

The state of his apartment was flabberghastly—I just stood in the doorway, unable to speak..
Opened the codebase and it was... just... flabberghastly..

by flabbergastly January 23, 2026

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

a THING that loves books

a robloxian:what are you
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

by the globgogagalabs i define November 21, 2024