dickie flex

when a man flexes his peen

wanna watch me dickie flex?
YOU CAN DO THAT??!

by heisnurens November 10, 2021

Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.

Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"

by von groovy June 23, 2024

Cotch Flex

A cotch Flex is a type of sex toy, used by asian men.

That cotch flex felt really good yesterday night.

by Anonymous792 March 31, 2009

sick flex

"sick flex" is a reference to two pop culture points of interest. "sick" refers to the mid charting hit "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed that broke the Billboard top 20 in 2007. "flex" is an homage to the late Billy Mays due to his relentless pontificating on the water-resistant properties of the made-for-tv product Flex-Seal. In essence, you are both down and sticky, a condition we refer to as "Peter Northed".

You got your hands on a 3070 RTX? Sick flex bro!

by Indexfossil May 5, 2021

Strain Flexing

When I person tries to appear more buff than they are by flexing harder than they should.

Person1: did you see Steve trying to impress those girls?
Person2: yeah you could tell he was Strain Flexing.

by Buntastic July 7, 2010

Flex

An arrogant statement
in gen z terms
people who talk about their gaming pc unprompted

Flexer: "im playin on my 32 gb ram laptop rn
so uh"
Guy: "Bro shut up"

by HALLYTALL August 7, 2025

Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016