Feeding my dog

Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.

“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.

Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!

by RandomGuySteve February 13, 2019

Obese Piece Feed

The term used for an overweight person who is eating a KFC 2 piece feed meal.
This also includes meals which include a box with several item's such as burger, chicken, potato and gravy, chips.

Have a look over there, they are enjoying their obese piece feed.

by borry January 10, 2008

feeding biscuits to a Bear

Wasting time

Stop Feeding biscuits to a bear

by Eid the kid May 18, 2017

Carolina Hog Feeding

When you take your girl out to a freshly harvested cornfield and find a nice and thick ear of corn. Stick the ear in her ass and twist it, breaking off the kernels in her ass. Then she squats over your face and shits the corn into your mouth and you gobble it up like a hungry hog.

Why do you smell like shit this morning. I went to a Carolina Hog Feeding last night with my girl.

by rrrjr October 15, 2020

Feed Turkey To Trouble

To encourage bad behavior.

Now Zeke, I know your cousin is cute and spendin' the night tonight and all, but don't go and feed turkey to trouble.

by Gorac November 3, 2010

feed the cat

Used when you've done something awesome today.

Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.

by jadefyre// January 20, 2009

Never feed the badders pasta

A term infamously used by Fredo, (no not the chocolate mascot u fuck shit) to warn us to never give food to the hoe. One day she's eating pasta in my house, then yours? City boyz can't let that happen dargs.

Darling, its home time...never feed the badders pasta.

by SkraaaaPapA August 2, 2019