Can I borrow a feeling?

Can I borrow a feeling? is an expression people say to goths and emo-kids to feel good about themselves. Since most goths do not actually have feelings, the question is understood to be rhetorical. Since emo-kids have too many feelings, the question implies that the emo-kid is a way too caught up in his worthless life.

Dear Goth,
Can I borrow a feeling? Check one:
Yes
No

by Hodgson May 18, 2006

Feeling The Badger

The act of wiping one's ass only to find shit on your hand.

Long day, came home and took a shit only to feel the badger...

ICK! I'M FEELING THE BADGER!

by Timothy Tiger Man February 12, 2012

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

feeling a little down

When you finger a midget with down syndrome.

Mark: hey Josh I was feeling a little down last night.
Josh: hell yea bro how was that.

Mark: great made her cum 4 times!

by lol jk69 October 23, 2020

Feeling Blue

the emotion of NOT feeling red

"feeling blue? try to feel red!"

by crow. December 9, 2020

I’m feeling a certain way

When someone says that they are feeling a certain way they mean they are horny. THEY WANNA FUCK YOU!

Hey babe I’m feeling a certain way

by Goth.boi December 5, 2017