Feeding my dog

Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.
“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.

Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!
by RandomGuySteve February 13, 2019
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Obese Piece Feed

The term used for an overweight person who is eating a KFC 2 piece feed meal.
This also includes meals which include a box with several item's such as burger, chicken, potato and gravy, chips.
Have a look over there, they are enjoying their obese piece feed.
by borry December 27, 2007
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Carolina Hog Feeding

When you take your girl out to a freshly harvested cornfield and find a nice and thick ear of corn. Stick the ear in her ass and twist it, breaking off the kernels in her ass. Then she squats over your face and shits the corn into your mouth and you gobble it up like a hungry hog.
Why do you smell like shit this morning. I went to a Carolina Hog Feeding last night with my girl.
by rrrjr October 15, 2020
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Feed Turkey To Trouble

Now Zeke, I know your cousin is cute and spendin' the night tonight and all, but don't go and feed turkey to trouble.
by Gorac November 03, 2010
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feed the cat

Used when you've done something awesome today.
Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.
by jadefyre// October 10, 2008
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feeding the trolls

The act of prescribing corrective spectacles to a patient(s) who claims to have bilateral distance blur, but who does not have an actual refractive error or underlying pathology to warrant the claim of having bilateral distance blur.
Stop feeding the trolls when they don't really need the glasses!!
by Soaking Towel March 22, 2017
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