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pilatus exercises

Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.
Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.
by QuacksO November 5, 2025
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suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.
In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.
by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015
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drug recognition expert

A drug recognition expert is basically a big name for a cop, narc, nosey parent, narcotics dog
Here comes the police; they're total drug recognition experts.
by DMack2018 May 31, 2018
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1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022
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Anime Tiddie Expert

A person who knows the name of an anime just by looking at a characters boobs
My friend watches so much anime he will become an anime tiddie expert
by AnimeTiddieExpert November 10, 2022
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Hot Water Expert

Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!

So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!
by deep beep March 10, 2023
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Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
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