english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.

Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!

by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015

english toe

When the second toe is longer than the big toe.

Those sandals really show off your English toe.

by Annann09 October 2, 2015

english grad student

A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)

The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.

by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 December 11, 2015

English Wheel

When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .

I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.

by Itsdanno June 14, 2016

Englishnorant

Someone who is English and is ignorant. Often used in relation to an English persons inability to learn any language except English

Its not my fault I don't understand what foreinish you are speaking Manuel, I am Englishnorant.

by Don Stephano of Manchester August 9, 2016

engwish

The subject where students are on their computer doing what they want.

Oh, we have Engwish next

by Engwish x November 21, 2016

Englishish Teacher

"English" Teachers in a foreign country mainly in Asia who are not from a country where their mother tongue is English. They are some shade of white and somehow have their employer fooled that they are from North America, Australia, or the UK.

Student: Damnit, not another Englishish teacher.
Mom: You mean English Teacher right?
Student: No I mean Englishlish because he is not from America, Canada, UK, or Australia. He is from Belarus. Where the hell is Belarus!?

by ursaggybutt101 March 8, 2017