crop dusting

A fart walk around the office?

I didn't want to smell my own ass, so I went crop dusting around the office. They blamed it on somebody else... I rule!!!

by the sneaky shitter April 20, 2004

Dusting the beef curtains

This is the term used when a person goes down on a female and decides it would be a good idea to motorboat the vagina, if used on a blue waffle it would be called blueberry jammin

Dusting the beef curtains is: see motorboat, except sub tits for vag

by abmg August 6, 2010

Dusty Scrote

1. Dry nut sack/scrotum. Lack of Loving.

2. Insult toward a doucher or asshole/ ball to butter.

1. Ah, my lady hasn't been providing me with my tender lovin', now I've got a major case of dusty scrote.

2. Jim: Ah, he's such a ball hog!

Tim: Yeah, he's such a Dusty Scrote!

by Gman GL January 11, 2011

dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.

Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!

by g dizzle and p town March 1, 2011

Dusty Woodchuck

A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.

Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.

by 5hinebox December 6, 2011

dusty mike

A dusty, old, German lady whose pussy has yet to be stuffed with any cock-like object.

Ex: Jons mom is a Dusty Mike.

by JuicyHam October 15, 2013

dusty bucket

a hockey chic that doesn't get any intercourse. Especially if she wears pink or doesn't wear her hair with a hair-tie.

"That chick's a dusty bucket!"

by KriKri February 17, 2014