dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.

Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.

by RealOne97 April 18, 2018

chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.

by chickendrunk4life September 8, 2016

rapin drunk

When a girlfriend or other female gets so drunk she forces her boyfriend to have sex with her regardless of surroundings . Often leading to loud noises, back-scratches and unhappy roommates.

She drank half a bottle of bacardi, then dragged her boyfriend in the room... we knew she was rapin drunk

by 1223455132 May 27, 2010

drunk fuckery

The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.

Best done with your freaky friends.

Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.

Person 1: Incredible!

by Decimal Puss March 16, 2020

to grab a drunk

to get completelly wasted to the point of no recolection of the night

"What are we going do tonight?"
"We are going to grab a drunk, Karen!"

"What happend why are u tired?"
"Oh, I grabbed a drunk last night."

by propuh November 9, 2019

drunk jealous

When everyone around you is way drunker and having an awesome time but you're not drunk enough

All my friends were laughing at random things but I didn't get it because I didn't drink as much. I got drunk jealous.

by Tarpon September 14, 2015

Drunk Millionaire

A person who when incredibly intoxicated proceeds to buy round after round of drinks/shots for friends when out at the bar with absolutely no disregard for his/her bar tab at the end of he night.
Normally wakes up next morning in shock when said person looks at crumpled up bar tab receipt.

guy 1#: why are we out drinking with john again? you know he he gets really obnoxious after an hour?
guy 2#: yea i know, but after he's had a few he turns into a drunk millionaire and we don't pay for anything for the rest of the night.

by lVluckluck February 19, 2011