douche waffle 

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

douche waffle by IamSMACK December 28, 2008

Douche Wad 

Like a douche bag, but worse.

So, I was crossing the street and this douche wad comes out of nowhere and almost hits me.

Douche Wad by Novella V January 12, 2008

Douche Cake 

A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.

Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"

Douche Cake by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009

douche parade 

a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)

Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...

douche parade by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007

douche vibes 

when you see a guy and you've never actually met him but you get the strong sense that he is a complete douche bag.

Kevin Federline, radiates major douche vibes, need I provide further examples?

douche vibes by Mercedes Bends March 17, 2008

douche shtick 

One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.

Your life is one great big douche shtick

douche shtick by Erin E. May 2, 2008

douche dial 

Similar to the concept of drunk dialing, douche dialing is the act of receiving an annoying and unwanted phone call or text message from a complete douche or douche bag. Similar to drunk dialing, douche dialing often involves irritating and repeated phone calls from ex-boyfriends or overly pompous guys trying to score dates with unreceptive girls. However, unlike drunk dialing, douche dialing does not necessarily have to take place late at night. Douche bags can dial phones at any hour.

Last night, I got douche dialed by that complete douchebag, Dan. This is the third time this week he's douche dialed me. Can't he get the picture that I'm not going to go out with him?

douche dial by ceili p May 5, 2009