ding dang doo

a ding dang doo is when ollie ball does a food review and its a deffo scran

when its a proper ding dang doo

by smellypeen911 April 8, 2021

ding dong dooley

This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.

The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.

by Dirty Dave May 13, 2005

ding dong johnson

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.

Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!

by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010

Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

Ding Dong Didley

This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.

I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end

by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009

Bang, ding, WOW!!!

When a smoking hot Asian bangs you so hard you forget where you are and even what day it is. You reached a higher level of existence and then finished by seeing stars.

Dude, guess what just happened to me? What? It was “bang, ding, WOW!!!” You mean some hot Asian just rode the shit out of you? Totally!!!

by Cockness Monster 5 March 1, 2021

Hiney Ding Dong

The act of puttin a penis into the anus usually by homosexuals; see also: Fudge Packing

When he gave me a hiney ding dong I screamed for help.

by therealthiung April 25, 2010