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Yo Dick My Dick

A game that can only be played by 2 or more kids with parental supervision, inside of a grocery store.

When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.

This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.
“Hey Sterling! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...” (pulls out a grain of rice)

“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)

Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”
by Tretiak! December 1, 2019
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dick

Why are you searching for dicks on the urban dictionary? You horny fuck.
by BabehFootRat August 8, 2021
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No dick

A man that is very cowardly and a pussy and sucks gay cock and is most likely gay.
Bro you are acting like a no dick.
by Bignutti January 17, 2019
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dick

all fortnite gammers
oh shit you're a fortnite gammer
you must be a dick
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
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dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.
It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)
by dickbeem October 23, 2017
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dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life
by Dubiks December 28, 2018
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dick

A nickname for Richard, you dirty-minded freak.
by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019
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