Danger Tennis

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion

"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush

by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009

Eduardo Dager

Noun. A person who is an idiot that always asks stupid questions and does not know what he is saying . He is also a gay plebeian who has an egg face and many girls think he has potential.

Eduardo Dager has potential

by Eduardo Dager January 27, 2018

Gipsy Danger

a bad ass mech who kills badass kaijus

Hey ever heard of Gipsy Danger?

by Gipsy Avenger June 7, 2021

Danger Game

Any action that is believed to eventually end with a negative consequence

"That's such a danger game leaving your bong in the middle of the floor man."

by Kyle Montooth March 10, 2007

Beer Digger

An underage female who uses a male of legal drinking age to get free booze. Can be applied to any form of alcohol.

Those chicks are nothin' but beer diggers - they came over, chugged my wine, and left.

by flumpis December 21, 2006

Young Lord DaggerDick

THE god of chads. He is even more powerful Then Dick Thunder. His DICKS underside is as sharp as a fucking katana. He can cut time and space with his dick. He is the lord 20 googolplex(1 followed by 10100 zeros )worlds .Owns a basement as big as canada. It’s name is liams basement. It specializes in kidnapping of children. He owns the big company kfc(Kentucky fried children). He has unlimited ki and chakara. His level in wow is over 9000. He plays chad games like Minecraft and Roblox. He can cut Sixten the simp king with one cut with his dick. All praise the god of chads.

Look out it is Young Lord DaggerDick he will take your kid and cut your liver.

by Lord daggerdick October 20, 2020

Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.

"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."

by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005