Call of Duty

A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.

Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!

Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.

by MexicanDeadpool May 30, 2018

Call of duty

Hard anal thrusting on Wednesday afternoon while shit talking while playing call of duty.

That call of duty was amazing yesterday.

by EdgyptiAn rusty balls May 19, 2022

DUTY

Acronym for "decision up to you"

Doing the dishes is a DUTY, not a chore.

by sridacha November 22, 2021

Call of Duty

A game Duggie from SML plays all the time.

Duggie: BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! Ooo I luv playin my cal uv dootus.
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!

by Not_Ceehny May 21, 2021

lime duty

The art of cutting limes to a perfect shape and size to fit the tip of a Corona Bottle.

Mark- “Hey Burjak, what you want to do this weekend?”
Burjak- “sorry bro can’t link, I’m on lime duty for the boys, its Rona season.”

by Burjak December 17, 2019

Call of Duty

The reason why guys cry, when you play Call of Duty with the boys you can have the time of you're life. Its also a good way to keep you're virginity. #VIRGINITY ROCKS

Oi fuckheads, lets go play some fackin Call of Duty Black ops right now.

In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game

Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac

noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked

by jawspinner September 28, 2020

Call of duty

A game for 8 year olds to shoot at their own team and cry when older and actually experienced players correct them.

8 year old’s mother: get off the call of duty and help do the dishes!

by Skrr skrr bodak yellow March 15, 2018