A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
by scodder May 11, 2010
by reegan. September 21, 2020
when you spend money on dumb bitches that are fucking every one else, draining your life and you're too stupid to kick her to the curb.
He's back together with the chick that fucked his friends, stole his money and he's still paying her bills. He has Beeks Disease.
by John ferrell December 17, 2008
by <3 azn people November 13, 2010
Guy 1: What is with him recently?
Guy 2: He's been doing a lot of drugs, caught crabs and has Poseidon's Disease.
Guy 1: That explains why he's getting stupider
Guy 2: He's been doing a lot of drugs, caught crabs and has Poseidon's Disease.
Guy 1: That explains why he's getting stupider
by MamboNZ April 08, 2009
When you love Mcdonald's soo damn much you can't drive by without stopping and getting your fatass self a Big Mac and large fries to go.
Jon: Yo! There's a mac d's, pull the fuck over!
Tim: Aw yeah son gotta have me my McChickens!!
Jon: No tellin' man, we got Mcdonald's disease
Tim: Aw yeah son gotta have me my McChickens!!
Jon: No tellin' man, we got Mcdonald's disease
by Jonanthon December 17, 2011
A fatal disease spread by the butthurt ginger troll, Nick Santino, from the band A Rocket To The Moon. Symptoms are: extreme bitterness, tweeting about how your life sucks, and sinusitis.
Patient: I think I have sinusitis. Ugh, I hate life.
Doctor: When do you think this started?
Patient: About a week ago, I saw a concert.
Doctor: Well, it looks to me it was a Rocket To The Moon concert because you might've caught a severe case of butthurt disease. Which only can be spread by the troll, Nick Santino.
Doctor: When do you think this started?
Patient: About a week ago, I saw a concert.
Doctor: Well, it looks to me it was a Rocket To The Moon concert because you might've caught a severe case of butthurt disease. Which only can be spread by the troll, Nick Santino.
by Halvo January 11, 2011