Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"
Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"
Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"
The Jesus Diet!!!!!
Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"
Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"
The Jesus Diet!!!!!
by Brian Campbel February 13, 2008
When you take a 2-liter of diet coke, unscrew the cap, drop in a few mentos and close it. You then take the bottle and
1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)
1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)
Jack: What are you guys doing?
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course
by Jihad_Unit April 07, 2008
Medically known as bulimia nervosa, when food is forcefully vomitted by an individual (effectively "Tasting it twice"); popular (and rather playful) way of referring to it in the 80's and early 90's before it was widely acknowledged as a disorder. Still used in crowds that either (A) Are ignorant to the risks or (B) Don't give a damn about the risks and regard it more as a diet.
"Jessica doesn't stick around long after dinner...and she's lookin a little skinny...guess someone's on the taste it twice diet."
by Gin_that_moved_away April 21, 2006
by Peter Richie March 30, 2005
Is when a guy shits (the chili) between a womans breast (the buns), and the guy sticks his cock (the hot dog) in the shit and proceeds to titty fuck her as she sucks the tip of his dick at the same time, eating the shit (the diet). Hence, the "Chili Dog Diet".
My buddy John keeps his bitches on a Chili Dog Diet then sends them home to kiss their husbands and children good night.
by Have Ben Nasty December 04, 2006
by jakeisgiaco May 02, 2004
A diet that results in the followers looking skeletally thin in a very short space of time, or death as it's otherwise known
by Foxhill December 19, 2008