Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.

My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023

lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"

Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!

by JKk070708 June 10, 2014

Crystal

Beautiful, smart, funny, caring, has huge heart and boobs.. luvs to make other happy.. will always be there for her family and friends.. luvs to party!.. very honest.. open minded.. very sexual..slightly mental ..

Meet this girl named Crystal. Had an amazing time!

by Crazycrystal5 May 19, 2023

Peach Crystals

Oh, you know what they are.

Dang, Sickly, those are some PEACH CRYSTALS!

by Sneaky Effer August 11, 2025

Crystal

Crystal just likes to forget everything bad she’s ever done and throws a tantrum when the love of her life does one bad thing, she is very dishonest, unloyal, and disrespectful. She lacks knowledge and acts like she’s above everyone just because she’s one year older. Horrible bitch.

People either hate or hate crystal.

by Monstermunchxxxx October 31, 2022

crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023