Crystal

Beautiful, smart, funny, caring, has huge heart and boobs.. luvs to make other happy.. will always be there for her family and friends.. luvs to party!.. very honest.. open minded.. very sexual..slightly mental ..

Meet this girl named Crystal. Had an amazing time!

by Crazycrystal5 May 19, 2023

Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.

My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023

crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"

Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!

by JKk070708 June 10, 2014

crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

Blue Crystals

Blue Crystals is a slang used in some gay communities as slang for crystal meth.
The phrase have its origins from the show Breaking Bad.
Since the meth in the show was blue, some gay communities began to call their meth for Blue Crystals

Lets take some of my Blue Crystals Jordan

by Gimpxd January 6, 2018

Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

by Cody5050 May 3, 2023