by paddywan October 19, 2009
never gonna make you cry
by jordan poole fan March 24, 2021
Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009
Cringy emoji that peasants use to pretend to laugh at something when in reality they are absolument not laughing and are fake as fuck. Extremely cringy.
Wow this thot spammed the "crying laughing emoji" to hide the fact that's she's absolutely fucking lying.
by TruthShots December 29, 2019
When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.
Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.
by Bottweasel October 31, 2011
3 eyed cry (or three eyed cry) is the name given to a male who is having a wank at the same time is crying his heart out.
The 3 eyes refer to the 2 "actual" eyes and the penis eye- where spunk comes out. This cleverly ties in with the fact that all 3 eyes produce a fluid- whether it be tears or spunk.
It usually takes place when a man is upset and proceeds to cry.. but comforts himself with a wank (whilst still crying obvs)
The 3 eyes refer to the 2 "actual" eyes and the penis eye- where spunk comes out. This cleverly ties in with the fact that all 3 eyes produce a fluid- whether it be tears or spunk.
It usually takes place when a man is upset and proceeds to cry.. but comforts himself with a wank (whilst still crying obvs)
John 1: "OMG... how bad can this day get?"
John 2: "Whadup bro?"
John 1: "I just fell off my BMX and got a splinter in my pinkie"
John 2: "Hahah chode!"
John 1: "Im off for a 3 eyed cry. Sob"
John 2: "Whadup bro?"
John 1: "I just fell off my BMX and got a splinter in my pinkie"
John 2: "Hahah chode!"
John 1: "Im off for a 3 eyed cry. Sob"
by chodetastic January 03, 2011
A utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
by jsd9632 May 28, 2011