croodle

A cross between a crouton and a labradoodle.

I can't believe it. That croodle is eating some strange form of gorp, where the peanuts have been replaced with kittens!

by The Beck February 18, 2009

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

Croobda

The polite term for a buddhist with crabs.

Robin: Yo, whys that guy scrathing his crotch instead of reincarnating?
Callum: Uhh he must be such a croobda
Michael:... i hate croobdas

by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010

Croogar

A very unattractive older woman trying to pick up younger men. Trying to look sexy but ending up looking like a hyena. The complete opposite of a cougar.

Dude, last night after you left the bar a croogar showed up and tried to take me home. I told her no but she still gave me a handjob in the bathroom.

by Booshstuff August 6, 2011

coozin

1. coozin - (noun) a female cousin that will let you fuck her

2. coozin - (verb) the act of fucking one's female cousin

That nasty hillbilly is over there tappin' his coozin!

He's one coozin billy goat!

by backwoodscoozinfuckinmuthafuck September 21, 2011

Croizen

to have an excessive amount of fun with friends and family.

I am going to croizen all weekend!

by ke1234 January 18, 2013

Croob

Short for "cropped boob". Occurs most frequently in Facebook profile photos in which women have been cropped out, but their boob or a part of it remains in the profile photo.

David has a croob in his profile picture.

by ShayShay September 7, 2013