by Ninja-Shocker May 16, 2010
A hip hop rap group that features 3 white guys and a young child in red jump suits. They rap "white" songs that were originally performed by the likes of Niel Diamond, Frank Sinatra and the Beach Boys.
I went to see Crackers and the Crumb last night. Their rap rendition of Hello by Niel Diamond was off the chain!!
by styth June 27, 2009
A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker
by Special-T-419 January 07, 2017
The act of slapping a white person across their face or genital area. This act is popular among young teen girls.
Caroline: Yea let's go cracker whacking at my house!
Amy: Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the white nerds!
Amy: Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the white nerds!
by SacajaweaOrange September 09, 2011
A game you play in which you take a cracker, and set it on a stool in the middle of the room. You get a group of males, and they all stand around the stool, in a circle. All the guys drop their pants, while looking at everyone else, and start jerking off. Which is obviously awkward, as everyone is looking at you, and you're looking at them. When you succeed in getting off, you shoot it onto the cracker. The last person left at the end, has to eat the cracker.
by Jonesey314 August 19, 2011
by fartknockers April 23, 2009
1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
ex 1
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009