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cover all the bases

Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
by QuacksO November 6, 2021
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Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
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criminal under cover uwu owo

bts uwu teehee notice me bts WOO
person 1 : criminal under cover uwu owo

person 2 : smooth like butter
by bakakakabakakakuwubaaka September 9, 2021
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Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
by Libdill August 26, 2021
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Cover up

If a cover up was transparent, or easy to see through, it wouldn't be a good cover up.
The people behind the cover up were good at what they did, so of course it wasn't transparent. The entire point of what they were doing was to keep people from connecting A to B.
by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021
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under cover boss

Having a sex change then seducing your best friend. Then during sexual inter course, reveal yourself to your friend.
I just under cover bossed my best friend from high school
by Leaky nose 1723 November 27, 2024
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Bullhonkey Cover

A bullhonkey cover is a RidewithGPS privacy zone cover used by CDOT road bicycles to mask activity recorded on Mountain biking trails.
Sophie: Oh sh!t why am I on the C-470 trail instead of C-470? Stupid group ride! I guess I will use a bullhonkey cover to mask that embarassment up and stick to the shoulder from this fucking moment till the moment I die.
by Boo Radley Game December 11, 2024
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