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chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.
by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024
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Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.
Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”
by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024
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by success007 November 17, 2020
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Karen cover

Damn, this Karen cover is reminding me to brush my teeth, my breath is kicking right now.
by ColourMaestro September 23, 2020
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Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.
by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022
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Epstein Cover Up

You know why they're doing it right? They thought they had a whistleblower. Their retarded sex cult thought they had a whistleblower (for obvious reason) and they couldn't figure out who it was... So THEY GAVE A SACRIFICE TO GOD (The eye of the abstract phantom that constitutes the public) in the form of Jeffrey Epstein... And when they realized that the retard sex cult was just MY thing... They decided to cover it up. So they are still doing it. They just KNOW... That they never had a secret whistle blower. And they are convincing the media and the other politicians to say the opposite of everything I say and PROMOTE that AS REALITY... Rather than.... Tell the truth. And you fucks are willing to go along with it because it means you get to keep pretending the retard is better than me or that women's choices are more important than they actually are and that I can't say anything bad about your piece of shit, mentally retard, worthless fucking asshole kids who as shit and deserve nothing but death!
Hym "So now that they know that there is no whistleblower they can safely sweep it under the rug because now that they know that THEIR retard sex cult where the MENTALLY RETARDED, NEPOTISTIC OFFSPRING OF THE PEOPLE WHO OWN CITIES HAVE WOMEN BROUGHT TO FUCK THEM is safe... It doesn't matter anymore! The retard sex cult isn't the problem... JUST LIKE WITH NOAH... The fact that a mental retard is having employees of a mental retard facility brought to fuck him... It's that I know about it! Or that I know about it and I don't! Or it's my PERCEPTION or women and retards that need to change! Or my behavior! Right? As they eat the fruits of MY BEHAVIOR (and as you all do)... I still need to submit to their will! It's inane! So they are just still doing it! I made them waste a perfectly sex island BUUUT as we all know from Hunter Biden and Noah Kroll... The children of rich people are exempt from the rules... And we all have to do what they want... And we can't say anything about it... And they will steal all of your stuff and make you kill yourself! Right? Right guys? Those are the rules! That's what the YouTubers are trying to sell. So that's why the Epstein cover up!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
by talamobley444 December 22, 2021
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