converse

Clown shoes. There's no better description for the shit you see teens wearing. Where are the good ol' times when Nike, Adidas, Reebok and others pimped up people's footwear? Now they're replaced by this emo sh*t which not only ruins basketballers' name, but is also thought of being "cool" by immature schoolkids and dropouts.

*sees a group of people wearing converse*
"OMG! They're all wearing similar-looking shoes."

teenage brain function: sees some people wearing converse > thinks they all belong to 1 group > wants to belong to that group > runs off home and asks mom for money, explaining that those shoes are supposed to be cool.
aka:
The "I WANNA FIT IN!!!!"-syndrome

by Underground King October 4, 2007

converse

converse are stupid ass shoes that look like shit and are only worn by stupid people who think the are cool or emo's.

emo : omg omg i got these new converses

regular cool dude : stupid emo

by yur moms March 9, 2009

Conversation piece

Telling your friends about a girl you screwed

She liked being( fucked ) in the ass she was a good conversation piece of ass

by Rudeabaker September 4, 2017

two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.

"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"

by eric williams August 12, 2006

converse

first basketball shoe ever...
used to be really cool and were worn majorly by punk rock kids..

then nike bought them out and they got ghetto

hey check out my new converse...

by master kenny February 20, 2007

Converse girl

a converse girl is a girl who tends to try to fit in with a lot of different groups but fails. You can usually catch a converse girl with their small group of friends talking about shitty bands like fall out boy and reading anime books. They tend to have the same "scene" or "emo" look as many girls. but they can't pull it off. Many converse girls cant wear skinny jeans cause they cant fit in them due to their size. try to keep away from these converse girls and stay brutal \m/
p.s. if you wear converse that dosent mean your a converse girl.

joe: look at that girl in front of us, she looks like a total poser and a try hard.

buddy: yeah bro, shes defiantly a converse girl.

by v_a_p_o_r October 19, 2009

Fake Converse

Ok Converse which r bought from places like big w and target for a fraction of the price

Girl 1 : OMG Theres some fake converse

Girl 2 : Well mine r real

Girl 1 : Wateva !!

by Beccii June 30, 2007